Rapabyart is a god.

He takes the form of a small, stupid owl.

Rapabyart created the planet Saturn five billion years ago.

If you believe in Rapabyart, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Rapabyart, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Rapabyart's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Rapabyart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Foxes are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Rapabyart.

4. Worship no other gods but Rapabyart.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.