Jindibzig is a god.
It takes the form of an extremely thin, unselfish
octopus.
Jindibzig created an atom seven thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Jindibzig, it will grant your every desire.
If you do not believe in
Jindibzig, it will throw large rocks at you.
Jindibzig's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.
Jindibzig's Holy Commandments1. Never look at asteroids.
2. Always treat rats with great respect.
3. Always take life seriously.
4. Erect a large copper sculpture of Jindibzig on top of all buildings.
5. Do not speak about cucumbers.