Jindibzig is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, unselfish octopus.

Jindibzig created an atom seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jindibzig, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Jindibzig, it will throw large rocks at you.

Jindibzig's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Jindibzig's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at asteroids.

2. Always treat rats with great respect.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Erect a large copper sculpture of Jindibzig on top of all buildings.

5. Do not speak about cucumbers.