Tignadlin is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, tiresome turtle.

Tignadlin created the planet Saturn eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tignadlin, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Tignadlin, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Tignadlin's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Tignadlin's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention sheep.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not hurt manatees.