Sugkiksad is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, capable squirrel.

Sugkiksad created light nine million years ago.

If you believe in Sugkiksad, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Sugkiksad, it will turn you into a frog.

Sugkiksad's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Sugkiksad's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Do not take Sugkiksad's name in vain.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Sugkiksad.

5. Do not wear purple clothing.