Yarlvogjipdum is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, clever goblin.

Yarlvogjipdum created an atom two years ago.

If you believe in Yarlvogjipdum, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Yarlvogjipdum, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Yarlvogjipdum's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Yarlvogjipdum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never sit near bats.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Yarlvogjipdum.