Bugmadbess is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, passionate manatee.

Bugmadbess created a bottom quark four years ago.

If you believe in Bugmadbess, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Bugmadbess, it will turn you into a sheep.

Bugmadbess' most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Bugmadbess' Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Bugmadbess six times a day.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never talk about gravity.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.