Bugmadbess is a god.
It takes the form of a thin, passionate
manatee.
Bugmadbess created a bottom quark four years ago.
If you believe in
Bugmadbess, it will grant you five wishes.
If you do not believe in
Bugmadbess, it will turn you into a sheep.
Bugmadbess' most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.
Bugmadbess' Holy Commandments1. You must pray to Bugmadbess six times a day.
2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.
3. Never eat bark.
4. Never talk about gravity.
5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.