Zenrilsab is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, self-confident crane.

Zenrilsab created Africa eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zenrilsab, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Zenrilsab, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Zenrilsab's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Zenrilsab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Do not cook food in pots.