Vabbass is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, staggering salamander.

Vabbass created tapeworms seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vabbass, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Vabbass, he will turn you into a mole.

Vabbass' most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Vabbass' Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never go into purple rooms.

3. Never think about planets.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate ducks.

5. Never write about the strong nuclear force.