Abrakcetpibratwadtarmil is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, two-faced dog.

Abrakcetpibratwadtarmil created dark matter eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Abrakcetpibratwadtarmil, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Abrakcetpibratwadtarmil, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Abrakcetpibratwadtarmil's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Abrakcetpibratwadtarmil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never hurt eagles.

5. Always treat ants with great respect.