Abdavcat is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, boastful toad.

Abdavcat created time and space seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Abdavcat, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Abdavcat, he will not care at all.

Abdavcat's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Abdavcat's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Always wear gray.

4. Abdavcat loves eagles, so they must be honoured.

5. Do not listen to music.