Stragtofsom is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, dishonest chinchilla.

Stragtofsom created Asia twelve years ago.

If you believe in Stragtofsom, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Stragtofsom, she will send you a sign.

Stragtofsom's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Stragtofsom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Stragtofsom loves moths, so they must be respected.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Run away if seven badgers approach from the north.

5. Whales are unholy and should not be approached.