Flabhenceb is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, fast finch.

Flabhenceb created gold four years ago.

If you believe in Flabhenceb, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Flabhenceb, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Flabhenceb's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Flabhenceb's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear nickel on your body.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Do not hurt tortoises.

5. Do not take Flabhenceb's name in vain.
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