Mabvonster is a god.
It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, tranquil
rhinoceros.
Mabvonster created the Sol system eight trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Mabvonster, it will grant all your wishes.
If you do not believe in
Mabvonster, it will turn you into a slug.
Mabvonster's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.
Mabvonster's Holy Commandments1. Do not eat aubergines.
2. Horses are not to be trusted.
3. Never write about the weak nuclear force.
4. Always obey Mabvonster's priests.
5. Do not listen to music.