Nibfosscem is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, dishonest hippopotamus.

Nibfosscem created an atom nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nibfosscem, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Nibfosscem, she will manifest in front of you.

Nibfosscem's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Nibfosscem's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear orange rings.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

3. Pray towards the east.

4. Run away from red tortoises, for they are unholy.

5. Never pour water over plants.