Sidlinvab is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, self-assured dog.

Sidlinvab created humanity five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sidlinvab, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Sidlinvab, it will jump up and down on your head.

Sidlinvab's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Sidlinvab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never hurt aardvarks.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. You must never eat coconuts.

5. Do not kill whales.