Pibvoldod is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, self-assured donkey.

Pibvoldod created the Sunflower Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Pibvoldod, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Pibvoldod, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Pibvoldod's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Pibvoldod's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about planets.

2. Always wear turquoise.

3. Never write about amino acids.

4. Do not trade with those who eat bread.

5. Retreat if nine squirrels approach from the east.