Govfodlab is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, clever chinchilla.

Govfodlab created silver three billion years ago.

If you believe in Govfodlab, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Govfodlab, he will turn you into a dog.

Govfodlab's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Govfodlab's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured sharks.

2. Never think about amino acids.

3. Always make sure there are no hamsters in a room before entering it.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Never jump in holy places.