Sanfomspag is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, self-confident shark.

Sanfomspag created energy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sanfomspag, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Sanfomspag, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Sanfomspag's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Sanfomspag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not kill foxes.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Hide if seven grasshopers approach from the west.