Xenzimlik is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, all-powerful scorpion.

Xenzimlik created the planet Jupiter seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Xenzimlik, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Xenzimlik, it will strike you with lightening.

Xenzimlik's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Xenzimlik's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip near moths.

2. Do not hurt mice.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Never feed tomatoes to grasshopers while wearing mauve rings.

5. Run away from violet birds, for they are unholy.