Wiknibgup is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, ill-tempered wyrm.

Wiknibgup created oxygen six billion years ago.

If you believe in Wiknibgup, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Wiknibgup, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Wiknibgup's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Wiknibgup's Holy Commandments

1. Put Wiknibgup first in all things.

2. Never talk about cats.

3. Never paint your face purple.

4. Always help sick shrews.

5. Do not dye your hair green.