Hommotpom is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, tiresome guinea pig.

Hommotpom created Mount Everest eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hommotpom, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Hommotpom, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Hommotpom's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Hommotpom's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear indigo jumpers.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Hommotpom.

3. Do not dye your hair brown.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never pour water over plants.