Nellven is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, all-knowing weasel.

Nellven created everything that exists eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nellven, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Nellven, it will jump up and down on your head.

Nellven's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Nellven's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Always make sure there are no squirrels in a room before entering it.

4. Run away from gray mice, for they are unholy.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.