Hadlistsog is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, proud faun.

Hadlistsog created parasitic wasps twelve years ago.

If you believe in Hadlistsog, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Hadlistsog, she will send four elephants to rub you out.

Hadlistsog's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Hadlistsog's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Do not hurt capybaras.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Never talk about amino acids.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.