Donxenhivtail is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, weak chinchilla.

Donxenhivtail created a bottom quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Donxenhivtail, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Donxenhivtail, it will turn you into a rock.

Donxenhivtail's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Donxenhivtail's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention grasshopers.

2. Never write about gravity.

3. Always look after injured turtles.

4. Do not eat strawberries.

5. Never play with disobedient children.