Arnsogcud is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, two-faced whale.

Arnsogcud created matter five billion years ago.

If you believe in Arnsogcud, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Arnsogcud, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Arnsogcud's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Arnsogcud's Holy Commandments

1. Always help swans.

2. Erect a large tin sculpture of Arnsogcud on top of all buildings.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never eat apples.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.