Gessvonkrip is a god.
He takes the form of an extremely heavy, pitiless
toad.
Gessvonkrip created silver nine thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Gessvonkrip, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.
If you do not believe in
Gessvonkrip, he will jump up and down on your head.
Gessvonkrip's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.
Gessvonkrip's Holy Commandments1. Never write about the strong nuclear force.
2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
3. Always help sick porpoises.
4. You must love Gessvonkrip.
5. Always help whales.