Hugcitman is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, smart gerbil.

Hugcitman created the planet Mars five million years ago.

If you believe in Hugcitman, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Hugcitman, he will turn you into a hamster.

Hugcitman's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Hugcitman's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your back blue.

2. Do not take Hugcitman's name in vain.

3. Do not shave your feet.

4. Never go into cyan rooms.

5. Hugcitman loves gulls, so they must be respected.