Flanappbad is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, slow alligator.

Flanappbad created Europe nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flanappbad, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Flanappbad, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Flanappbad's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Flanappbad's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Hide if six whales approach from the south.

4. Always help sick cats.

5. Pray towards the north.