Kiksisven is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, generous rat.

Kiksisven created the planet Mars eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kiksisven, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Kiksisven, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Kiksisven's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Kiksisven's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never hurt sharks.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Respect your elders.