Geblopcet is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, weak octopus.

Geblopcet created a bottom quark nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Geblopcet, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Geblopcet, it will turn you into a slug.

Geblopcet's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Geblopcet's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large lead sculpture of Geblopcet on top of all buildings.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Worship no other gods but Geblopcet.

4. Geblopcet must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Never laugh near birds.