Citdudwit is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, humorless hyena.

Citdudwit created the universe two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Citdudwit, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Citdudwit, she will turn you into a hamster.

Citdudwit's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Citdudwit's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Citdudwit.

3. Citdudwit loves ants, so they must be respected.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.