Waddumcab is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, astonishing crow.

Waddumcab created a bottom quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Waddumcab, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Waddumcab, she will have a low opinion of you.

Waddumcab's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Waddumcab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat aubergines.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Waddumcab.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never think about planets.