Bidyartaf is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, slow rat.

Bidyartaf created the planet Earth eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Bidyartaf, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Bidyartaf, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Bidyartaf's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Bidyartaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Ants are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Never think ill of sick frogs.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not take Bidyartaf's name in vain.