Tomvigmob is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, emotional shark.

Tomvigmob created a quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Tomvigmob, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Tomvigmob, she will strike you with lightening.

Tomvigmob's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Tomvigmob's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention cats.

2. Never eat pineapples.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Do not wear iron on your body.

5. Do not covet oxen.