Fetgubkamdanmidbad Dindussvon is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, two-faced mink.

Fetgubkamdanmidbad Dindussvon created the Sol system three million years ago.

If you believe in Fetgubkamdanmidbad Dindussvon, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Fetgubkamdanmidbad Dindussvon, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Fetgubkamdanmidbad Dindussvon's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Fetgubkamdanmidbad Dindussvon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not drink water in gray rooms.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Worship no other gods but Fetgubkamdanmidbad Dindussvon.

5. Feed all hungry monkeys.