Nuttdagjon is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, strong giraffe.

Nuttdagjon created the Cigar Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Nuttdagjon, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Nuttdagjon, she will send minions to preach to you.

Nuttdagjon's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Nuttdagjon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

4. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.