Rippomhad is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, humane capybara.

Rippomhad created a charm quark four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rippomhad, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Rippomhad, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Rippomhad's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Rippomhad's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never talk about swans.

3. Never think ill of sick pigs.

4. Never write about comets.

5. Do not cook food in pots.