Benvinceb is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, thoughtless scorpion.

Benvinceb created the Black Eye Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Benvinceb, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Benvinceb, he will turn you into a plant.

Benvinceb's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Benvinceb's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce in holy places.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Never think about gravity.

5. Do not commit murder.