Vongamyat is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, all-powerful hare.

Vongamyat created gold three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vongamyat, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Vongamyat, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Vongamyat's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Vongamyat's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat nuts.

2. Never eat aubergines.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Do not drink alcohol.