Citwatbenlit is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, awe-inspiring beaver.

Citwatbenlit created an up quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Citwatbenlit, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Citwatbenlit, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Citwatbenlit's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Citwatbenlit's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured mice.

2. Citwatbenlit loves aardvarks, so they must be respected.

3. Do not skip in public.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.