Cunbimlatwee is a god.
He takes the form of a very large, loving
horse.
Cunbimlatwee created light two million years ago.
If you believe in
Cunbimlatwee, he will grant you immortality.
If you do not believe in
Cunbimlatwee, he will destroy your home solar system.
Cunbimlatwee's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.
Cunbimlatwee's Holy Commandments1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.
2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.
3. Never look at stars.
4. Never think ill of sick porpoises.
5. Put Cunbimlatwee first in all things.