Dissvigflat is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, generous dryad.

Dissvigflat created the planet Venus two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dissvigflat, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Dissvigflat, he will curse you with boils.

Dissvigflat's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Dissvigflat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Dissvigflat's name in vain.

2. Dissvigflat loves rats, so they must be respected.

3. Never talk about shrews.

4. Do not hurt ants.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.