Higmidfeb is a god.
He takes the form of a blubbery, flying
bee.
Higmidfeb created silver four thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Higmidfeb, he will make you lucky.
If you do not believe in
Higmidfeb, he will turn you into a plant.
Higmidfeb's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.
Higmidfeb's Holy Commandments1. Never write about gravity.
2. You must love Higmidfeb.
3. Do not fashion models of living things.
4. Never mention hamsters.
5. Always pray in complete darkness.