Higmidfeb is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, flying bee.

Higmidfeb created silver four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Higmidfeb, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Higmidfeb, he will turn you into a plant.

Higmidfeb's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Higmidfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about gravity.

2. You must love Higmidfeb.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never mention hamsters.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.