Febkopflis is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, astonishing toad.

Febkopflis created tapeworms six million years ago.

If you believe in Febkopflis, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Febkopflis, she will turn you into a goat.

Febkopflis' most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Febkopflis' Holy Commandments

1. Hide if nine snails approach from the west.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Febkopflis.

3. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

4. Worship no other gods but Febkopflis.

5. Always obey Febkopflis' priests.