Yimtadceb is a god.

It takes the form of a small, unsympathetic hyena.

Yimtadceb created carbon nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yimtadceb, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Yimtadceb, it will be very sad.

Yimtadceb's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Yimtadceb's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no mice in a room before entering it.

2. Always make sure there are no goats in a building before entering it.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

4. Do not wear lead on your body.

5. Never skip in holy places.