Din is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, pitiless finch.

Din created Asia five billion years ago.

If you believe in Din, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Din, she will ignore you.

Din's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Din's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sit in public.

2. Din must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Always make sure there are no hamsters in a building before entering it.

4. Never talk about galaxies.

5. Erect four copper sculptures of Din on top of important buildings.