Jigfatlag is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, resourceful seal.

Jigfatlag created the Andromeda Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jigfatlag, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Jigfatlag, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Jigfatlag's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Jigfatlag's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if six goats approach from the west.

2. Never write about nebulae.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Do not speak about apples.