Godjenkik is a god.
He takes the form of a slender, uncaring
rhinoceros.
Godjenkik created Mount Everest two thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Godjenkik, he will look favourably on your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Godjenkik, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.
Godjenkik's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.
Godjenkik's Holy Commandments1. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.
2. Never think about gravity.
3. Always pray in complete darkness.
4. Godjenkik loves seals, so they must be honoured.
5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.