Tipquim is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, emotional mole.

Tipquim created the Tadpole Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tipquim, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Tipquim, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Tipquim's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Tipquim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about turnips.

2. You must love Tipquim.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Tipquim.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never sit in the presence of mites.