Tonkbingod Faddutgen is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, sapient dog.

Tonkbingod Faddutgen created water four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tonkbingod Faddutgen, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Tonkbingod Faddutgen, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Tonkbingod Faddutgen's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Tonkbingod Faddutgen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.

2. Do not speak about turnips.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Always look after injured foxes.

5. Always help manatees in need.